impossible systems
[ɪmˈpɑːsəbəl ˈsɪstəmz]
noun phrasepl: impossible systems
sistemas impossíveis
1. Systems, structures, or frameworks that cannot function or operate as intended due to fundamental logical contradictions, physical constraints, or insurmountable obstacles
The company tried to implement impossible systems that required employees to work 24/7 without breaks.
A empresa tentou implementar sistemas impossíveis que exigiam que os funcionários trabalhassem 24 horas por dia sem pausas.
2. In mathematics and physics, theoretical constructs that violate fundamental laws or contain paradoxes
Perpetual motion machines are impossible systems that defy the laws of thermodynamics.
Máquinas de movimento perpétuo são sistemas impossíveis que desafiam as leis da termodinâmica.
3. Bureaucratic or organizational structures that are dysfunctional and cannot logically operate
The new administrative procedures created impossible systems where contradictory rules had to be followed simultaneously.
Os novos procedimentos administrativos criaram sistemas impossíveis onde regras contraditórias tinham que ser seguidas simultaneamente.
This phrase is commonly used in management, engineering, and organizational contexts in both American and Brazilian professional environments to describe failed projects or poorly designed structures. In Brazil, it often appears in discussions about bureaucratic inefficiency ('jogo de empurra'). The term reflects contemporary frustration with complex systems that seem designed to fail.
NYC Slang
a hot mess / cluster of a system / totally broken system
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