impossible procedures

[ɪmˈpɑːsəbl prəˈsidʒərz]
noun phrasepl: impossible procedures
procedimentos impossíveis
1. Actions, processes, or methods that cannot be completed or executed due to inherent constraints, lack of resources, or fundamental logical impossibilities
The company was asked to implement impossible procedures that violated both physical laws and budget constraints.
A empresa foi solicitada a implementar procedimentos impossíveis que violavam tanto as leis físicas quanto as restrições orçamentárias.
2. Tasks or protocols that are unrealistic, impractical, or unfeasible within a given context
The auditor found that the accounting department was following impossible procedures that made accurate record-keeping unachievable.
O auditor descobriu que o departamento de contabilidade estava seguindo procedimentos impossíveis que tornavam a manutenção de registros precisos inviável.
This phrase is commonly used in business, legal, and administrative contexts in both Brazilian and American English to describe regulatory requirements, corporate policies, or project specifications that stakeholders view as unrealistic or fundamentally contradictory. In Brazilian corporate culture, it often reflects frustration with bureaucratic inefficiency or conflicting demands from multiple departments.
NYC Slang
a total pipe dream / mission impossible
Synonyms / Sinônimos
unfeasible proceduresimpractical proceduresunrealistic proceduresunworkable proceduresinfeasible procedures
Antonyms / Antônimos
viable procedurespractical proceduresfeasible proceduresexecutable proceduresworkable procedures

Regional Variations

General Brazilian
procedimentos impossíveis
Standard usage across Brazil
Rio de Janeiro
procedimentos impossíveis / processos inviáveis
May use 'inviáveis' (unfeasible) interchangeably
São Paulo
procedimentos impossíveis
Commonly used in business and corporate contexts
Portugal
procedimentos impossíveis / processos impraticáveis
Portuguese variant may prefer 'impraticáveis' (impractical)

Related Words

impassedeadlockobstructionbottleneckprotocolmethodologyworkflow

Related Idioms & Phrases

mission impossible
square the circle
have your cake and eat it too
put the cart before the horse
ask for the moon
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